In the RUB SOME DIRT ON IT genre, readers are encouraged to take out their impotent rage due to an injury on the featured player by copying the picutre(s) provided, taking them to their Paint program, and with the brown spraypaint feature demonstrating to the player that fucked them how to be a man, rub some dirt on it, and get back out there; even if it means yanking the skirt out of their vagina. :P
